EM:   What is the funniest thing to happen while you're playing Langly?
DH:  What WASN’T the funniest thing. In fact I put all the funniest moments in a comic book that I wrote and drew that I would sell at the conventions. It was a limited printing so I have since sold out. But if you find anyone who got one of those they can relate to you tons of stories.

EM:   Why did the women always seem to be attracted to Frohike during The Lone Gunmen series (like give him the eye)?
DH:   Yeah...what was THAT about? I guess the ladies like the creepy porn fellows. 

EM:   Would you have wanted to pitch a story for The Lone Gunmen series if it made it to the second season?
DH:  I was actually working on a script that included a magical Mac Writer II and Pamela Anderson playing herself. Complete nerd fantasy. 

EM:   I think The X-Files was running out of steam by Season 9.  Do you think it was a mistake for the writers to kill off the Lone Gunmen or would it have been better for one to die to save the others (and everyone else)?  I never liked the way the Lone Gunmen went out.  It bugged me even more when I was watching "Jump The Shark" recently.  Luckily, Morgan and Wong didn't have their way by wanting to kill off Frohike during season 4 of XF.
DH:   I like that we got a hero’s send off rather than ignoring us or having just fade off into the sunset. It was a great way to get out of the show that had run it’s course. 

EM:   What are you doing now?
DH:   Let’s see – in order
Producing a movie with Patrick McGoohan  (search web for details)
Drawing another comic book about why the Gunmen was cancelled.
Starting a radio show on the Black Vault Radio Network – Art Bell meets the Daily show.
Do you watch Celebrity Poker?  Then you will like what I am hosting – Celebrity Dungeons and Dragons.
Stand-up comedy at all the Sci Fi Conventions where I make up an episode of the X-Files with fans (www.deanhaglund.com)
and Invented a product to cool your laptop and speed it up as a result. (www.chillpak.com)

Those are just the front burner items... I could bore you with the rest.

EM:   Favorite movies?
DH:   Chaplin’s City Lights, Phantom of the Paradise, Adaptation, Fellini’s 81/2, and Old Boy from Korea 

EM:   Anything people should know about your fellow cast members on The Lone Gunmen (like the other two Gunmen, Stephen, or Zuleikha?
DH:   Stephen has become integral with El Faro, an orphanage that my wife and I took him to 2 years ago. Z likes playing D&D with our producers. 
EM:   What is the strangest day you have ever had?
DH:   Today is fairly odd, flying to Denver just after having ACL replacement surgery, where they screw a dead guy’s ligament into my leg. And I am doing a show tonight on it for the first time. Is that strange? 

EM:   The Chill Pak?  I never had a notebook computer yet.  The Desktop I have owned for 3 1/2 years has had it's range of programming bugs and replaced parts.
DH:   The Chill Pak is simpler than all that. Put it in the freezer and place it under the laptop and watch how well it performs. You’ll see when you get one. 
EM:   Why should people buy your comedy DVDs?
DH:   To laugh their ass off, apparently. That is the feedback that I am getting from those who buy. At first I thought I would just sell for those who dragged up onstage with me but then I found people who had heard about the show but could not attend started buying them, and now I sell to everyone around the world. Every show is different so you can collect the entire series and see new things in each one.